The Braided Ass (Unapologetically)
- Regular price
- $1,868.00
- Regular price
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- Sale price
- $1,868.00
The beauty is in not hiding. No disguise, no shame—just craft, muscle, and truth. The braid is labor made visible, order built strand by strand. Honesty here is luxury, and authenticity the rarest form of grace.
Printed and framed in Brooklyn on museum-grade archival matte paper — acid-free and lignin-free for preservation and tonal clarity.
SHIPPING
Samuel Madeleine ships worldwide.
At this time, checkout and live shipping rates are available only for orders within the continental United States (excluding Hawaii).
Domestic shipping options include UPS Ground, FedEx Ground, and Curbside Freight Delivery for larger items.
Curbside Freight Delivery means your order arrives on a pallet and is delivered to your driveway or garage. Please note that assembly, unpacking, and debris removal are not included with this service.
If you’d prefer a White Glove Delivery and Installation experience, this can be arranged for an additional fee — please contact us at info@stradmelle.com for details.
For international orders, our team is happy to coordinate custom shipping solutions upon request.
SHIPPING & SIZE GUIDE
SHIPPING
Samuel Madeleine ships worldwide.
At this time, checkout and live shipping rates are available only for orders within the continental United States (excluding Hawaii).
Domestic shipping options include UPS Ground, FedEx Ground, and Curbside Freight Delivery for larger items.
Curbside Freight Delivery means your order arrives on a pallet and is delivered to your driveway or garage. Please note that assembly, unpacking, and debris removal are not included with this service.
If you’d prefer a White Glove Delivery and Installation experience, this can be arranged for an additional fee — please contact us at info@stradmelle.com for details.
For international orders, our team is happy to coordinate custom shipping solutions upon request.
SIZE GUIDE
Each Samuel Madeleine print is offered in a selection of standard image sizes.
The overall dimensions of the finished piece will vary depending on your chosen framing and matting options.
- Frame Width: Our frames are approximately 1" thick, adding about 2" total (1" on each side) to the listed print dimensions.
- Optional Matting: Adding a mat increases the overall size proportionally.
A 1" mat adds roughly 2" total to both the width and height.
A 2" mat adds roughly 4" total to both the width and height.
For example, a 20" x 20" print with a 2" mat and frame will measure approximately 26" x 26" overall.
Because each piece is made to order, slight variations may occur. If you’re unsure about sizing for your space, please reach out — we’re happy to help you select the ideal dimensions.
Most Samuel Madeleine pieces are made to order and crafted with care. However, we understand that circumstances can change.
We accept returns within 14 days of delivery. A 50% restocking fee will apply to all returns.
Clients are responsible for securely packing, shipping, and returning the item to our Connecticut location.
Original shipping costs are non-refundable.
Once the item is received and inspected in good condition, a refund will be processed to the original payment method.
To initiate a return or discuss your specific situation, please contact us at info@stradmelle.com before shipping the item back.
REFUND AND RETURN POLICY
Most Samuel Madeleine pieces are made to order and crafted with care. However, we understand that circumstances can change.
We accept returns within 14 days of delivery. A 50% restocking fee will apply to all returns.
Clients are responsible for securely packing, shipping, and returning the item to our Connecticut location.
Original shipping costs are non-refundable.
Once the item is received and inspected in good condition, a refund will be processed to the original payment method.
To initiate a return or discuss your specific situation, please contact us at info@stradmelle.com before shipping the item back.
